On 27 Q3 (27 Zackńy;  early winter) in the 18th year
      of his  reign, being the 3332nd year  of the founding
      of Þisy (think 1990), the Lord Chairman of the Jickþy Protection
      Agency, one Lord Roger  Jickþy, commissioned the Lady Prophetess
      Catherine Ńdaḿy,  having completed  3 years reading  in Computer
      Science at  Clearwater College in  Þutĺy, being retainer  of the
      Lord Jickþy,  and being Lady  Maintainer for the Lord  Jickþy of
      the Wiḿpixy  Windowing System, to research  methods of composing
      interactive  software  incorporating  Ĺsaiýixian  (and  Unixian)
      principles,  such  as   separation  of  mechanism  from  policy,
      multi-processing (in  particular, segregating model  and view in
      separate  processes), and scriptability,  for 12  Þisian Guineas
      (about $1900 in 2007 USD).  The end result of this grant was the
      Fŕigańdy Imperial  Desktop (Fŕigańdy  is the country  where Lady
      Wiḿpixy  ended  up  settling),  maintained  by  Lady  Maintainer
      Prophetess Catherine Ńdaḿy, Senior Courtier of the Lord Jickþy's
      Court  in Þisy,  for  the Lord  Jickþy  for a  retainer of  1152
      (=8*12*12) Þisian  Guineas (about $180,000 in  2007 USD) 
Notes Toward Interactive Ĺsaiýixy Software
Submitted alongside a monthly status report to Lord Roger Jickþy al-Jickþy on 58Q3ÞY3332, that is, Wed., 12 Spring (Jiĺty 28), Regnal Year 18.
References have been changed to refer to the most closely matching real-world paper, on the grounds that it is better to give credit to my own influences than to my inventions. (Except, of course, for what is my invention.)
Monads for Interactive Ĺsaiýixy Software
Submitted alongside a monthly status report to Lord Roger Jickþy al-Jickþy on 88Q3ÞY3332, that is, Fri., 42 Spring (Tagĺy 29), Regnal Year 18.
References have again been changed to refer to the most closely matching real-world paper, on the grounds that it is better to give credit to my own influences than to my inventions. (Except, of course, for what is my invention.)
(Versions of this software corresponding to releases of fid-core before 0.3 have nothing to do with Lady Wiḿpixy's software, however; they should be regarded as a simple piece of mis-writing which should never have seen the light of day.)